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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 02/03/2011 15:31:15
Here's where I went to build up trust in the community :
The Fake Scam : http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1444508
The Free Nightmare : http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1466512
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 02/03/2011 15:34:54
The Stereotypical New & Better & Bigger Business Plan
Just like last time, this is a Fake Scam. It's going to be even less on details because details are pointless in a fake scam.
1,000 Shares are currently for sale. Those that buy in early are sure to double their investment. Those that buy in last should still make something. I have no plans to make 1,000 more.
You can expect luls in between - maybe another 'find the unprobable ship' or 'find where I hid the PLEX' or 'no rifter left behind', or I'll link lolcats in channel MACSI.
You'll need at least one share to get the poll that gives details to the sillyness I do.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 02/03/2011 15:36:11
Here's how to participate :
Send 1 Million Isk to "Mas Cream". You Receive 1 Share of MACSI. Limit 10 Shares per single Shareholder. Receive Shares, and sit back and relax and wait for the good times.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:23:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 02/03/2011 15:30:15 End of FAQ
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:25:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 02/03/2011 15:30:31
Enter your option for Option 5 Here
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Rule18 permission to lol freely?
I can't charge you for laughing, so go ahead.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Tirganna Blanc 10 M isk sent, and shares recieved already! You're quick 
Sadly, that's what she said.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: AkJon Ferguson To the (limited) extent this was interesting the first time, it was interesting because it might have been (and at first glance seemed almost certainly to be) a scam. It has now become completely boring (but hey, knock yourself out.)
If I was so bored that I wanted to give money away I'd fit a bunch of t1 cruisers and offer them up in noobcorp chat. Or set up a scholarship program for Agony basic classes. Giving away ISK that's going 90% to people who already have lots of ISK is meh.
You are hereby not allowed to buy any shares because you're bored.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 18:56:00 -
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Originally by: AkJon Ferguson BTW, the logical next step of the fake scam is a fake fake scam. If that's what this is then have at it, but hopefully it'll be for more than just 1B or what's the point?
Because it was totally expected I would go higher than last time.
This is what we call in the finance industry a curveball.
It has no logic, no sense, and no use.
It's perfect.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.02 22:37:00 -
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Down to 635 Shares.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.03 15:33:00 -
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Originally by: bobakhan 50m sent for some giggles 
I sent you 10 shares.
I contemplated using your other 40 million for a dividend but decided not to.
I will open the floor for everyone else to chastise you on your failure to abide by the rules though!
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.03 20:00:00 -
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I already sent the isk back.
And I have come to the decision that I will not be giving away free money this time around.
I'm going to inject this 1 billion isk into my current operations and pay dividends based on the amount it returns.
That way I can like totally say its a legit IPO and stuff.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.03 23:01:00 -
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450ish shares are left.
What ever doesn't sell by Friday will be bought up by my main, but held by Mas Cream.
Then I'll start paying dividends at unannounced times based on how much isk I make with the 1 billion isk.
Anyone that feels they must own a share of MACSI after that will have to buy it off me at an inflated price or buy it off someone else here.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.04 04:16:00 -
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422 shares are left.
1 Million isk each. Limit of 10 per Pilot.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.04 04:35:00 -
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You already got your shares wesley snipes.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.04 13:08:00 -
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Hows the Nightmare ?
Evegate shows me 30 million in the wallet. That's 30 shares I need to dish out. I'll be doing that when I get to a computer with Eve.
No more shares will be sold for 1 Million each after 00:00. It's only 10 Shares per Pilot; Everyone has 2 alts though hint hint. I'll also have the real FAQ up hopefully around then, as I haven't disclosed exactly how people are going to make their money, how they get their investment back, the time period for this, etc etc etc. It makes me to see for a measly 10 million isk, that's not important to you!
Everything is going according to plan thus far.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.04 20:03:00 -
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4 Hours left.
262 Shares are left.
I have now updated the first 3 post with the actual FAQ for this IPO.
At 00:01 My main will furnish the isk needed to buy up the rest of the shares, but they will be held by Mas Cream.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.05 00:07:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 05/03/2011 00:08:37 Edited by: Mas Cream on 05/03/2011 00:08:15 To kick start this bloated sack of donkey, I have transferred over some profits that has already been realized.
16,900,000 isk. I know it's not much for a billion, but this is only a day or two in and I the full billion wasn't exactly completely in play yet.
Share Value is now 1,016,900
Mas Cream has 187 Shares for sale for that price.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.07 00:34:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 07/03/2011 00:36:05 Master Wallet = 1,053,980,995
Current Share Price = 1,053,981.00
That means current return per share is roughly 5.4% for those buying in at 1,000,000 isk each.
167 Shares are still for sale at that price by Mas Cream.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.07 00:50:00 -
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Edited by: Mas Cream on 07/03/2011 00:50:07 I never went through the process of declaring war so I decided to see what it's like.
Quote: Corporate Vote - Declare War Against Hydra Investment Fund From: Mas Cream Sent: 2011.03.07 00:45
Because Cista2 isn't Cista1.
I have shifted isk around to make sure MACSI ][ can't afford it
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.07 17:44:00 -
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It would be pointless. I do not train skills and don't undock. My reaper isnt the best there is!
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.09 15:04:00 -
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Master Wallet = 1,085,730,995 / 1,000 Shares
Share Value = 1,085,731
That's 8.5731 % Return so far.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc. II
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Posted - 2011.03.09 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Srioghal moDhream Yuo can put me down for 50mill. Will send isk when I get home from work.
Don't send any more than 10,857,310 isk.
Unless you want it going to the Corp Wallet as profits?
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.09 22:06:00 -
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Share in your pocket.
Good timing, share price goes up tomorrow again.
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.03.10 14:26:00 -
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Market PVP sometimes can be like Poker.
Someone wins someone else's' loss.
Corp Wallet now 1,125,733,685 making it a 12.5% return so far.
117 Shares left folks, each one only 1,125,734 isk each!
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc. II
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Posted - 2011.03.11 18:22:00 -
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You can cash in at any time.
I will be mostly AFK for the next 2.5 weeks. Spring Break then Fanfest back to back.
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Mas Cream
Monetary Allocation Certified Securities Inc. II
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Posted - 2011.03.15 01:49:00 -
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I found some free time today to do some math.
The Worp Wallet is now 1,240,233,685.
B (current share price) is now 1,240,234 isk.
That's a 24.02% return since this began.
I am out of town till after fanfest
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.04.01 01:00:00 -
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Maybe it was fanfest and I found a new interest to lean to. Maybe it was ADD. Maybe it was the pictures I found of naked people on the internet (DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS?)
But MACSI ][ is over.
Everyone made 47.13 % return.
I did a massive payout that just returned everyones initital investment AND gave you the 47.13 % return.
Sorry it's over so fast, it was a great idea but I'm onto something else now.
And this'll be the last you see of me folks!
Hope you enjoyed the second fake scam :)
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Mas Cream
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Posted - 2011.04.01 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: AkJon Ferguson
Originally by: Lederstrumpf
Donated him a share. *g*
Thanks for the share.
I got no payout. I am butthurt.
Owners of MACSI ][ got isk. Sounds like someone sent you a MACSI share.
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